444 – Holy Beef

Based on the e-mails I have been getting, some of you are having a hard time understanding why on god’s green earth did Odo think he could just trot down to Rome and become the new Pope. 

The truth is he was less crazy than we might think, and I’m going to take a moment to explain the situation a little better. Partly because this becomes important to our story later on and partly because it’s hilariously messy. And I love mess. 

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443 – We’re Bigger Than Jesus

In this episode we delve into the tumultuous reign of King Gruffydd ap Cynan of Gwynedd and the political intricacies of William’s relationship with Matilda and his ambitious half-brother, Bishop Odo.

It is an intricate web of power struggles, betrayals, and shifting dynamics between church and state that will only grow more complex and dangerous.


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441 – God Bothering

Tensions rise as rebellion and violence sweep through Northumbria. As news of the uprising reaches the south, King William, though initially absent, takes action and sends his half-brother, Bishop Odo, to deal with it. Odo’s reputation for cruelty was well earned and the people of Durham suffer greatly at his hands.

In the midst of this turmoil, William receives demands from Pope Gregory, who seeks to assert his authority over the king. But William is William.


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440 – This is Fine

King Malcolm and the Scots have been raiding the northern reaches of England, leaving the Northumbrians to deal with the aftermath. Meanwhile, William is not speaking to his son Robert and is spreading rumors about him to anyone who will listen. Robert’s enemies are enjoying the show, but not everyone is amused. The powerful members of Norman society are worried about the escalating conflict, and Robert has had enough as well. He wants to put an end to the fighting, but William is determined to continue the war. Matilda has been working hard in Germany, and she returns to Rouen in the spring of 1080 with Count Simon by her side. They are joined by Archbishops Richard and Warmund, and everyone in attendance at the Easter celebration on an island just south of Rouen wants the conflict to end.


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438 – Robert’s Rebellion

In a fit of rebellion, Robert, the eldest son of William the Conqueror, marches out on his own, defying his father and seeking adventure. However, reality sets in as he realizes the challenges and consequences of his actions. With the support of his companions, who are wealthy and politically connected, Robert launches a rebellion against his father, leading to a series of raids and battles. The conflict escalates as King Philip of France and other nobles become involved, resulting in a siege and a final confrontation between Robert and his father on the battlefield.


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437 – Everyone’s Pissed

Crown Prince Robert and his knights had been humiliated by Rufus and Henry and the royal hall erupts into chaos. This unprecedented public disgrace challenges the honor culture deeply ingrained in Norman society, sparking outrage and a quest for vengeance. The altercation underscores a volatile rivalry within the royal family, exposing deep-seated tensions and ambitions that threaten the fabric of their relationships and sets off a chain of events that could redefine the power dynamics within the Norman hierarchy.


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436 – Taking the Piss

William the Conqueror, preferring Normandy over England, spends his later reign focusing on continental politics and property disputes, often resolving them personally alongside his politically influential wife, Matilda. Meanwhile, their heir Robert grows increasingly frustrated by his limited role and lack of authority within his family’s dominion, feeling sidelined in critical military and political decisions. William’s reluctance to delegate substantial responsibilities to Robert strains their relationship and hints at deeper trust issues, even as William engages in campaigns to expand his territory, navigating complex continental politics and family dynamics.


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435 – Trials and Tribulations

In the turmoil of William the Conqueror’s reign, Waltheof, the last English-born Earl, becomes entangled in a complex web of loyalty, rebellion, and the pursuit of justice. His long imprisonment and eventual execution for alleged treason showcase the intricate dance between Norman law and the expectations of nobility, highlighting the deep divisions and political maneuvers within the kingdom. As William grapples with maintaining control and managing the fallout from his decisions, we see the harsh realities of power, the fragility of trust, and the enduring quest for authority in medieval England.


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