388 – The Stupid Before The Storm

We left off in the Court of Harald Hardrada.

And you probably feel like you know a lot about this man by now. There’s the stories about the empress, and his time as a Varagian, and about his reputation as a seductive warrior poet. And all of the “oh my god this guy is hot” stories really were circulating around him… Like, if you were going to cast Harald Hardrada for your 1066 movie, you would probably cast him with Jason Momoa. But Harald was a person, and while the stories about Harald’s sex appeal are hilariously awesome (which is why I often bring them up), the fact was that Harald had many more sides to him.

385 – The Audacity of Boats

Ok nerds, take this down.

Dear Harry, I was saddened to hear of King Edward’s death. but, I am writing to inform you that my beloved cousin promised me the throne a while back. Don’t worry if this is news to you, it was a secret so I understand if you are a little surprised.

ANYwayyyy, thanks for keeping the seat warm, but, don’t get too comfortable! Haha.

Everyone here in Normandy is very excited about all this, because they know how you also promised me the throne. So glad we are all on the same page!

I look forward to ruling over you as King, see ya soon.

Cheers,

Duke William of Normandy

380 – Everybody Is Killing Everybody Else And Nobody Is Talking About It: Part 3

Up in the hills of Snowdonia, pinned between the sea and the English midlands, King Gruffydd fought against the invading forces of the Godwinsons.  And he was giving the English such a hard time that even  the Life of King Edward admits it in the record.